GOODBYE SALT HELLO
FLAVOUR - THE RANGE

For 65 years we've been helping Seabrook Crisps create truly delicious flavours for the nation's crisp lovers. 65 glorious years. Most of you weren't even born when we started work here. But now some bright spark's decided to introduce a new range of crisps that don't need salt. Some la-de-da healthy eating nitwit's decided that too much salt's bad for you. I mean, what the ... Salt never hurt anyone, did it? Apart from slugs.

And to make matters worse, the same ninny who managed to take out 90% of the salt has somehow managed to keep 100% of the flavour. There's even four flippin' flavours on a jacket potato base to choose from.